bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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