If i come over, it means nothing
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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