I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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