it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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