I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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