why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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