...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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