Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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