BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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