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I will die if light touches me.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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