help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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