what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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