I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize