so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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