I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
soo... how was my night?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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