he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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