That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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