Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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