i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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