Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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