You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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