If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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