I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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