um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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