Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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