You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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