oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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