Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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