Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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