420 ftw
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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