if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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