No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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