Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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