Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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