peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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