I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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