I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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