wrigley field is MILF paradise
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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