He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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