she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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