Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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