we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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