seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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