you guys were way drunker than both of me
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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