I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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