I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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