She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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