can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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