I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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you will always have a special place in my vag
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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