we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize